DJSimple's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[What Birthers Believe]

Well done old bean!

From the reviews I've read so far, the only criticism this flash has received has ranged from "not that funny" to "FUCK U liberal SHIT!!!"

While I have to agree, it wasn't really that funny, it did do a good job at representing the paranoia of the average "birther." For that, you get a gold star...and hugs...

As for the second argument..........does anyone really give a shit?

Also, good work on the animation and voicework. For that, you get a cookie...and another gold star...

[All I Need]

Good job!

I'm surprised you didn't win, because I think that this music video is superb! The theme is represented beautifully through so many creative metaphors that I thought weren't possible through flash animation. It's imaginative, smooth, and overall, just a great work of art. I really hope you finish or extend it.

Again, good job!

[The Assumption Song]

Hilarious!

I honestly think that this is absolutely perfect in every way. The song. Perfect. The animation. Perfect. If you don't like this, you're a colossal fool.

Brilliant work!

[MGS: Flash Collab DISC 02]

A Brilliant Collaboration......

You can tell that a lot of effort was put into this collab. Seeing many of Newground's best flash authors shit on the MGS series is just pure gold. It's just really, really, really good. Great work!

[That's My Fulp]

Just really really really bad...

This flash made me cry. The audio sucks. The animation sucks. The lip-sync...you guessed it...sucks. If there's any redeeming feature in this video, it's the unexpected Tenacious D segment, but even THAT feels like it was a last ditch effort to make something funny. As it stands now, all it does is make me cry.

[Strawberry 2095]

A Bloody Newgrounds Gem!

The only thing I can find wrong with this is....well....nothing! It's in perfect sync with the music (which I absolutely love, by the way), tells a good story....hell....this is going in my favorites....

[Tankmen Infinity]

A Perfect Tankmen Video...

This is one of the best videos on Newgrounds...period...

[Awesome Racer]

Wow...just...just wow...

Making fun of Speed Racer is EASY, and this video is living proof!

[Do you have a waffle]

One of the most schizphrenic animations i've seen

It's kinda catchy, kinda creepy, kinda perky, kinda cheeky, but one thing's certain. I will never think of waffles in the same way again...ever...

[TSAH3: The Covenant]

Good but not Great...

Parts of it were funny...and parts of it weren't. I have no complaints about the animation or the voice-work, so overall, this is a pretty decent Halo 3 parody.

Snow-Fox responds:

Decent ^^