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....I really wish I had something better to work with than the old Demo for Fruity Loops Studio 8! I can't help but get the feeling that the music I make would sound so much better if everything didn't sound like a bunch of chopped up WAV files rearranged to sound like something. I guess it's my fault really...I'm broke and I need to get a I DID work as a lifeguard, but I'll never go back to that line of work, since most of the other lifeguards are frat-boy d*ck heads who'd rather daydream about their girlfriend's p*ssy instead of saving the fat kids who are drowning!

....Worse is, I'm going to college soon, which makes me wonder whether if I'll even have the time to visit Newgrounds! life is a fucking....oh sorry....f*cking mess right now! I guess the first thing I ought to do is get some freaking cash!

Anyway, I hope that at least SOME of you listen to the music I consider to be crap. Hopefully it will all improve in time, but until time passes, I guess you're stuck with the music I've got. Peace out everyone....